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Douche Mutant

A less serious situation insult. Derived from the more common
and overused "douchebag". Used to insult one of your closer peers, or perhaps your girlfriend, in a joking matter.

Kudos to mike for thinking of it.

Mike: "Hey, Anel, did you tell my mom she looks like Jabba the Hutt?
Anel: "Hah, yea. Even you said she does."
Mike: "Ahh, you douche mutant. Whatever."

by anelhxcmsi August 16, 2008

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douche juice

the liquid in the bag after the douche is done

that dude is real douche juice.

by Big Brian da pimp February 18, 2010

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Douche bottle

similar to a douche bag but its a bottle not a bag.

Connor is a douche bottle.

by drop a heart, break a name<3 August 1, 2008

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le douche

can mean either "cool" or hott, or ugly or stupid, depening on the sentence.

Good : kelly, your outfit is so le douche!
Bad : Ew, her outfit was soo le douche last night!

by gvnther March 15, 2008

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bmw douche

When someone makes a lot more money than me and drives a nicer car like a BMW I call them a BMW Douche.

I can't stand the fact they can walk into a BMW/Porsche/Mercedes-Benz dealership and put down 50,000+ in cash for a customized brand new BMW with all the bells and whistles.

Or the person may have a good job/ more money in the bank than I do and The most convenient thing to do is call them a douche to make up for the fact I could never afford any of the possessions they can.

I really can't think of anything else to call them so I'll use Douche.

Look at that BMW Douche, I wish I had the money to drive a car as nice as that

by Booby.Ss April 24, 2010

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Douche Flute

When u wanna be creative and not use douche bag you use douche flute

Douche meaning vagina cleaning

Flute meaning they are fucking retarded

Nima - Fuck you dumbass
Chase - Go fuck yourself you douche flute

by UncontrolledGlizzy October 4, 2021

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douche bag

a device to clean your cooter

douche bag-her poonay smelled like a summerseve because its been douched too much

by kyle namsserk October 25, 2006

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