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Cant win em all

This phrase is most commenly used whenever faced with adversity. However, the phrase can also be used as a means to end any trouble one might have. The very phrase itself has spawned a mentality of "who gives a shit", and a basic lack of ambition.

-"DUDE! you just ran over that kids leg"
-"Cant win em all, jackass"

by jackbass July 19, 2005

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ten pounds all but a penny

this means.....................ยฃ9.99

my grandma always says this
"oooh it was ten pounds all but a penny!" cheers grandma

by Nobby March 10, 2006

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


All up in my ass

A conjunction of all up in my grill and on my ass.
An uncomfortable situation when multiple people are telling you what to do. (up in my business

This project sucks. I got the entire board of directors all up in my ass.

by Shelley199 November 22, 2008

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all up in my guts

When u have sex with a dude and hiz dick is so big it gets to ur insides

Gurl he was hittin it so good he wuz ALL UP IN MY GUTS

by Monia June 30, 2003

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Auto-not-at-all-erotic asphyxiation

The act of suffocating one's self with a waist belt in such a way so as to guarantee the complete lack of sexual arousal.

Stephen Colbert's Vasca line of pharmaceuticals, from Prescott Pharmaceuticals, is proud to introduce the Vasca Band. A belt that you place around your neck that constricts your esophagus to prevent finishing your entree and crushes your trachea so you can't order dessert.

Side effects of Vasca Band include: stoppedness of breath, facial bluing and auto-not-at-all-erotic asphyxiation.

by Anti-paradoxical April 27, 2011

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Bring All Your Fuck

The request to raise one's game, ability or skill. To put it in simple terms, to not be shit.

Mel: What the fuck? That was fucking pathetic... we're gonna take a break and when we get back you guys better make sure to... Bring all your FUCK!

by PrimeTimus August 14, 2009

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I'm all right Jack!

(originally: "Fuck you, Jack, I'm all right!!" - described the bitter dismay of sailors ("jacks") returning home after wartime in the Navy to find themselves not treated as patriots or heroes, but ignored / sneered at by a selfish, complacent, get-ahead society - phrase was subsequently toned down for acceptable general use.)
Attitude of "every man for himself, survival of the fittest, devil take the hindmost", ... but also, that all the possible advantages (however gained), success (however won) and satisfaction (whatever the cost to others) belong to me first!" Narrow-focus, narrow-gauge pseudo-Darwinian selfishness glorified as a sensible philosophy of society and life.

People who find it hard to say "I'm all right Jack!" outright, say to anyone they find no longer useful: "I'm trying to get my life in order right now, so can you respect that, please?!..." (just before they throw themselves laughing into more fun and merry chaos!)

by kofi May 19, 2003

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