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Shove your abnormally small friend into a fridge day
April 4th
Hello small friend you will be shoved into a fridge
All women April is to support and celebrate all women throughout April and their struggles
Girl:All women April is coming up
Boy: what’s that
Girl : it’s where you support all women and their Struggles
day to have hace alone time when you and your partner 69 and you stick a finger up their butt
friend: did you guys april 26th?
guy: hell yeah we did.
Here is one of the days where you can have an extra birthday but your gift is free sex. Anyone you want.
You: “Hey guess what!”
Someone: “What?”
You: “It’s my birthday!”
Someone: “Your birthday was..”
Me: “Shh, it’s April 26th.. So let’s head to my house ;)”
The day a awesome dude was born.
Its April 26th: boy 1
It should be a national holiday: boy 2
April 26th is National Fuck a Nathan Day.
Grab your bestest friend Nathan & have some fun!
“Hey Nathan, want to fuck?”
“No Why”
“It’s April 26th, which is National Fuck a Nathan Day”
These are people who are very conceited and lie all the time. They are not loyal
Ugh she is an April peopS