douche juice

the liquid in the bag after the douche is done

that dude is real douche juice.

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Douche Dick

The male equivalent to "basic bitch."

Bobby: "What's up with that new guy?"

Dillon: "Oh, that guy? He's a douche dick."

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Douche bottle

similar to a douche bag but its a bottle not a bag.

Connor is a douche bottle.

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le douche

can mean either "cool" or hott, or ugly or stupid, depening on the sentence.

Good : kelly, your outfit is so le douche!
Bad : Ew, her outfit was soo le douche last night!

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bmw douche

When someone makes a lot more money than me and drives a nicer car like a BMW I call them a BMW Douche.

I can't stand the fact they can walk into a BMW/Porsche/Mercedes-Benz dealership and put down 50,000+ in cash for a customized brand new BMW with all the bells and whistles.

Or the person may have a good job/ more money in the bank than I do and The most convenient thing to do is call them a douche to make up for the fact I could never afford any of the possessions they can.

I really can't think of anything else to call them so I'll use Douche.

Look at that BMW Douche, I wish I had the money to drive a car as nice as that

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Douche Flute

When u wanna be creative and not use douche bag you use douche flute

Douche meaning vagina cleaning

Flute meaning they are fucking retarded

Nima - Fuck you dumbass
Chase - Go fuck yourself you douche flute

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douche bag

a device to clean your cooter

douche bag-her poonay smelled like a summerseve because its been douched too much

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