Five Finger Death Punch

When you put four fingers in a woman’s pussy and your thumb up her ass.

I sent her straight to nirvana with that five finger death punch.

Five Finger Death Punch

When a person soaks their fingers in the spiciest sauce they can find,then proceed to put all five soaked fingers in an orifice of the said person's partner.

Guy 1: yo, why are your fingers reddish?
Guy 2: my boyfriend wanted a "Five Finger Death Punch"
Guy 1: Jesus, Is he okay!

five finger death punch

violently thrusts fist into your significant others choochie until death

bf: i’m going to five finger death punch you when we get home
gf: omg plz do

let’s roll punch

While you’re swallowing, you punch your neck with your right fist. A Heimlich’s Maneuver you perform on yourself.

I almost died choking on it, but I did a Let’s Roll Punch on myself and came out of it.

k punch

Knockout Punch

"Dude, my man got him with a K Punch, first hit."

punch a mag

To load a magazine with ammunition

Hey bro, need me to punch a mag for you?

Hydroponic punch

When you walk into a grow and smell, just punches you in the nose and gives you a bloody nose

Guy one: hey man smell these dabs Guy two: Damn man that’s got that “hydroponic punch “