"Right mate, I reckon yous gonna wear a slinky sock ye?"
"Of course I'm gonna wear a bloody slinky sock, I'm not trying to have a bastard with ye"
"Right go on then and take off ya trousers, me bum is off limits"
Like a hobo that pops out of a train or a rest stop bathroom unexpectedly. Or the creepy coach in gym class that’s always lurking around the locker room waiting to find a forgotten gym sock.
Well I’ve never borrowed one of those things with pages and words unless it was from a library... but boy the late charges suck when they bill you a few years later. It must be a good book if it keeps disappearing like a hobo in a gym sock. I think I may get a copy for us both on amazon and avoid any late fees. ❤️
When a woman has a tight hairy vagina that hugs your dick like a sock
I was fucking this chick and she was so tight that her pussy hugged my dick like a hairy sock
Depending on how recent it is it could be a Dry but flexible sock or a damp sock in your laundry basket often fapped into cause he saw his sister's titties.
When your homie shows you his cum sock under his bed he has been hiding
John:Bro look at my cum sock under my bed.
Mike: Ew WTF Bro that sock is harder then a rock.
What many teenage boys use to catch their spunk in order to avoid creating a mess with their cum. The recomennded ratio is one sock for one ejaculation but not many guys follow this as then they wouldn't have enough socks for even one day in the whole house.
"Oh bro I'm horny again. good thing I stole this sock from my sister, now I can use it as a cum sock."
A sock dedicated to being cummed into, mostly by horny teenage boys, who do this act on a regular basis.
"oh dude I'm horny again, good thing I stole this sock from my sister, now I can use it as a cum sock"