Straight TikTok

Straight TikTok is the mainstream TikTokers who first made the app popular by sharing dance videos and shirtless thirst traps. Or in simple terms, straight tiktok is like your math grade, so bad not even god can help you

Hey, did you see the new video of that shirtless guy doing a thirst trap?
Yes...we both are on straight tiktok then

As straight as a roman road

A person who is not A Gay

Cecil: "Oh my god, I would run my beefsteak through Russell Crowe in a flash - is he A Gay?"

Jack: "No way dude, he's as straight as a roman road"

Shit's Straight Bonkers

(Adj.) When things have been become so strange, or weird that it nears the territory of being unreal. As if the world has gone insane.

After experiencing something so surreal, all I could say to describe it is that "Shit's Straight Bonkers man"

Todd: "Did you hear about what Jason's ability ended being?"
Liam: "Yeah, like how it's supposed to make his life like a game?"
Todd: "Yeah imagine that. Shit's straight bonkers dude, unbelievable!"
Jason: "Can Confirm! Shit Is STRAIGHT BONKERS DUDE"

ur nephew straight

The stupidest thing you can ever say, stupider than trying to drift a train.

Dave: Ur mom gay
Ben: Ur dad lesbian
Dave: Ur Granny Tranny
Ben: Ur Grandpap a trap
Dave Ur Uncle Queer
Ben: Ur Aunt Bisexual
Dave: Ur niece is obese
Ben: Ur Nephew Straight
Dave: Bro what the fuck
*Ben dies*

Ultra Straight

First of all: Super Straight and Ultra Straight are to seperate things ... Super Straight about your preference of not wanting to be with a trans person, while Ultra Straight meaning that your only into the opposite sex, in their gay form ... For example:

If a Ultra Straight man wanted to be with a women, he would be with a lesbian, because straight women likes dick, and for you prefering a women who likes dick, is gay.

Ultra Straight is a real sexuality, which should be treated just like any other.

Straight Jippy

A play off the phrase “straight drippy”, when an individual is dressed in a wide variety of denim-based material (i.e. Jean jacket, jorts, etc.) and is considered to be wearing the attire well - one can think of it as shortened “Jean drippy”

Friend 1: “You see that guy over there with the jeans, denim jacket and hat?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, I wonder why he is dressed like that?”
Friend 1: “In this world, it’s either drip or drown, and that man is straight jippy.”

straight up thirty

Precisely 30 minutes after the hour.

"Hey, don't forget to pick me up at straight up thirty."