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For someone to diss you/mock you based on a characteristic of yourself, your personality, clothes etc. in front of a lot of people
Example of a Roast Whipping Post:
Teacher: Ok Class, that's the bell everyone is dismissed. Stacy, please see me after class.
Stacy: Why? Can't get a date for prom?
Teacher: If that was the case I would've asked one of the pretty girls.
Class: DAYUM!!!!
To accidentally post a reply/comment before finishing your thought, leading to subsequent additional posts to explain the oddness of the original incomplete partial, or premature post.
Cathy: "I saw that scary movie last night, it was as creepy as you said it would be."
Terry: "I never saw anything
Cathy: ??
Terry: "so scary in my life, gaaaah!!! sorry I'm always premature posting!"
Cathy: "yeah I do that all the time."
Post a picture of you and your mom to appreciate her for everything she has done for you!
Me: Hey, don’t forget to post a pic of you and your mom!
Friend: Oh, ok, I’ll do that now!
Defining a nu-age in human and world relations incidentally launched on the 24th February 2022 CE. The particular day and also the individual subjective moment in time when generally accepted madness circled back round to the knife edge of eye-twitching sanity.
Bro-1: "Bro! I don't know what's going on anymore!" Bro-2: "No-pro BroBo! Relax. It's just life in the Post-Crazy. Everything's fine..."
Days that have lead up to the present
I’ve been busy these last few post days.
The era after the passing of a tassy.
1. The United States of America is doing much better post-tassy.
2. During the tassy days, there were snakes, hassys, passys, lassys, dassys and bassys. It was a time of turmoil.
The foretold social media (likely a video) post that will show the real beginning of the Apocalypse or WW3, likely a nuclear explosion.
The first post that reaches the internet about the Apocalypse in real time.
“Omg I thought this was The Post.”