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Another word for anal sex
Peter and Paul played poo sticks, Peter's ass hurt afterwards
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Getting a blowjob, as your friend comes around the corner with his dick, and smacks her across the head inconspicously.
Jamie was getting head from a girl, when his buddy Dale was lurking around the corner, suddenly she gets hit with his pecker in the head. she was night sticked
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Prairie dogging involves the poop popping in and out of the anus. Lip sticking involves several inches of the poop being permanently extended and leaving "lipstick marks" on the underwear or skirt.
Art: "So I was dancing at Club X with Jen when she started lip sticking right on my leg."
Ben: "Grossss! What did you do?"
Art: "I tried to push it back in but it would not budge. I had to wash my khakis this morning."
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girl 1- your such a fuck stick Brian.
guy 1- i know babii, but just give me another chance.
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A penis of not less than 12 inches.
Marci, how was your date last night? It was awful, Geronimo pulled out the donkey stick and beat me with it. I haven't been able to sit down all day.
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The act of "sticking a twogit" is one shrouded in mystery. After all, was it not once said, he who flays the run, enjoys a bath?
There's little 'Lois again, sticking a twogit.
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Something constructed supposedly in one's likeness, in an attempt to fool others into thinking that the object constructed is actually that person.
1. The 'tard stuck a honeydew on a stick and put it on his chair so people would think he was still at work when he actually left work early.
2. Bobby Brady stuck a gimuntuan pillow under his blankets so his mother would think he was still in bed when he was really downstairs spying on Cindy's sleepover.
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