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dick bisquit

The dried up gizz cork in the end of your penis after mastubating or a sexuall encounter.

1. Man i was shooting two streams, one on your moms towel and the other one in the shitter tell my dick bisquit shot out.

by Rocco Cocko III May 8, 2010

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Piece of Dick

Dick Talk for "piece of shit". Synonymous in Dick Talk with pizza dick.

I let Dan live in my room for three months and he stole my signed Cal Ripken Jr. cards! That kid is such a piece of dick!

by pshars July 14, 2006

23๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Robot Dick

The metal vaporizers in use by DB hipsters to let others know they have just come out of the closet,the user of a robot dick will convey how gay they are by what scent they decide to use in their robot dick.

Mr. Barton has a whole closet of robot dicks next to his collection of skinny jeans and eurotrash scarves.

by superwebley July 30, 2015

24๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


dick shitter

(n.)
One who receives anal sex and shits on the penetrator's dick either during intercourse or upon penile extraction.

Nah, you don't wanna fuck her in the ass, she's a major dick shitter.

by nickfinn November 17, 2006

40๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


drug dick

the useless shriveled up worm - unable to urinate or get hard - that hangs between a human males legs after the consumption of copious ammounts of ecstasy

I got the hottest fuckin girl in the club home and into bed but i had fuckin drug dick.

by bwrave October 23, 2008

38๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


figurative dick

If someone has the figurative dick in their mouth, it means the more that they talk the less enjoyable your life is; just as the more someone giving a blowjob talks, the less enjoyable it is.

That Max kid is so annoying, he has the figurative dick in his mouth all day.

by tripleski6 April 25, 2010

38๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clit Dick

MALE FORM:A penis which is so small that it could be mistaken for a clitoris if the sac weren't underneath it.

FEMALE FORM: A clitoris that is either overly large naturally or has been altered by years of abuse to the point that it takes on the look of an adolescent penis.

MALE FORM: "Wow that's a clit dick."

FEMALE FORM: "Wow that's a clit dick." LOL

by Nicholas Tetrault April 22, 2007

185๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž