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The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.
"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."
Oil Cookie is a tortilla that is fried and nothing on it except oil.
Mom can i have an Oil Cookie?
It’s like a cookie but with fudge stripes! -Luke Thomas Sprinkle
“Aye Luke what are you eating?” Luke-“oh it’s just Fudge stripped cookies! It’s a cookie with fudge stripes on it!”
kinda cute. acts like guy who rejected me. #murrayslanderuntilwebecomefriends
i just got espresso cookie from a tenpull!
A vocal buff Sussex chicken. Cookie's favourite words are expletives, hence the name 'Cookie the Swearing Chicken'.
She is also a chicken who jumps for food, is incredibly smart and loves to challenge humans.
Cookie the swearing chicken swore at me today when I brought her food.
To nut in a girls face and rub you dick in circles in the the nit on her face
Weiner cookie To nut in a girls face and rub you dick in circles in the the nit on her face
Avi cookie always has the warmest cookies 🥵sucking his cookies is always a good time. He's toasty, butter, and his chocolates are nice and melty 🔥.
Avi cookie, let me taste your cookies