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Suck some titties!! You can’t lose! It’s therapeutic for both male and female.
A day where females run their finger through whomever’s hair as they get their titties sucked. It is said that it is very therapeutic for a female.
National titty sucking day: a day where both male and female can enjoy sucking on some titties
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The consumption of mouthwash (i.e. Listerine) to get intoxicated.
Scott resorted to sucking off the mint monster to ward off the DT's
Now take a step back let me freeze yours off.
Have a carbonite bath, for your goose-steppin' ass.
Call my homeboy in Israel, see who got the last laugh. - ERB idk some time ago
Person 1: "Hey bro, I got 78% on my maths tes-"
(Based) Person 2: "Suck my robot balls"
A nigga that suck Monkey dick all the time
Nigga1: Yo look at that monkey sucking ass nigga
Nigga2: yeah... kinda hot
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A uniquely female way to say "Fuck Off". Commonly abbreviated as SMTD.
Liz: "working overtime again?"
Rachel: "yeah, John called out again, so I'm working a double shift. He can suck my tits dude!!"
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The person is very gross or perverted.
The guy is so sick he sucks dead dogs dicks.
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"Your ass sucks buttermilk" is a phrase said in events of disbelief. Used in the same context as "bullshit!" or "no way!" when someone hears something incredible or unbelievable.
Ray: Hey Rog, guess what happened this morning at the coffee shop.
Roger: What?
Ray: Apparently John's wife found out he was cheating on her ass, and drove her car through the wall this morning while we were sitting in there.
Roger: Your ass sucks buttermilk!
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