Your local Landcruiser specialist. Balls drag so low that he often stands off them when he walks. His shaft is short and fat like a can of XXXX gold. Has an obsession with 33 year old men with receding hairlines. It’s best not to fuck with a Chris as they are highly territorial and will protect their hair loss friends with everything they got.
Omg did you hear zeke got fucked by chris on Saturday? He can’t even stand up anymore, he’s been to therapy 4 times and the therapist can’t even get him to talk. Don’t fuck with a chris
the biggest jrotc kid you'll ever meet. most likely a head pushed. a little bit of everything bad.
someone: "wow that kids really annoying and hates women"
someone else: "i bet thats a chris"
The most awesome guy you'll ever see. He likes to talk with everybody, He is always in for a party, he drinks a lot and girls can't keep their hands of him because of his beautiful brown hair, deep brown eyes and his charm
Damn that guy is so awesome, that must be a Chris.
Honestly, if you haven’t seen this guys huge whale cock then honestly you are missing out. He’s a nice guy, and people may either call him YoungMoneyChris or the Albanian king. All in all huge whale cock and huge horse cock ready for his next victim to absolutely obliterate they’re ass holes. Watch out.
Yoooo, that Chris guy absolutely destroyed my ass last night