the best way to impress your parents then get in trouble
Me:"Dad I'm home"
My dad:"I got a phone-call from you teacher today"
*Me thinking I'm in trouble*"What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit!"
My dad:"...wheres mah belt"
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When you can see someone’s ass crack poking out of their pants you shout “crack on”.
Look at jerry’s ass, “crack on”!
When one cracks a beer with one hand.
Brooo did you just see Chad frat crack that natty!
1. Penile anal insertion.
2. A swift kick to the ass.
1. She enjoys a good can crack every now and then.
2. "If I don't get my money soon, he'll be getting a badass can cracking!"
A female whose life revolves around fucking over those she knows and doesn't even know and denies the obvious such as stealing your belongings while this loser crack back reject is wearing your very stylish clothes and in possession of your personal belongings.
This snake has no morals or conscience and lies thru the very cracked back where a real human possesses a spine.
That crack back where is wearing my clothes bc those jeans and tank top were in the RV I assume she hand a hand in stealing. She is a real snakey crack back never going to be anything solid in her life!
Any female crackheads purse. They almost always have a few torch type lighters, razer blades, knifes for protection and a bunch of random junk. Crackheads seem to be attracted to shiny trinkets. And of course, condoms.
I looked in that bitchs crack purse and it was full of lighters, a big ass knife, a bunch of condoms and i cut my fucking finger on a razer blade. I'll probably get aids!!!
A person who is deemed to be crazy or insane by other people
Lee James is a crack fiend
Look at that crack fiend run in circles. What a fookin idiot