When your female partner collect your sperm with her mouth spitting it into muffin batter and bakes for a delicious snack.
After you cum in my mouth I am going to make a muffin tissue pie.
Wasting time or doing nothing of consequence.
"Hey, what are you doing?". "Oh, nothing. Just kicking the muffin."
1. Someone who impresses others so much that a new name is created for them
2. A nickname for someone who is so massive that you forget their name.
"Hey is that Lil'Muffin?"
"No, that's the adorable little muffin!"
Means a muffin that's got a little bit of penis cream in it. Usually a vagina.
My pud muffin is so creamy after having so much sex with wyatt g.
The aftermath left over after having sex with someone covered in muffins.
If your hungry, there are some lemony muffins over there.
Someone who fucking stinks but smells heavenly at the same time.
“My funky little stink muffin, you so stinky.”
“I literally just took a shower man.”