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muffin tissue pie

When your female partner collect your sperm with her mouth spitting it into muffin batter and bakes for a delicious snack.

After you cum in my mouth I am going to make a muffin tissue pie.

by Wiseguy25 November 26, 2015


kicking the muffin

Wasting time or doing nothing of consequence.

"Hey, what are you doing?". "Oh, nothing. Just kicking the muffin."

by drygravytrain December 23, 2021


baguette eating muffin

france

u baguette eating muffin

by Waffle Muffin Pufferfish December 4, 2019


adorable little muffin

1. Someone who impresses others so much that a new name is created for them
2. A nickname for someone who is so massive that you forget their name.

"Hey is that Lil'Muffin?"
"No, that's the adorable little muffin!"

by Lil' Muffin January 4, 2019


pud muffin

Means a muffin that's got a little bit of penis cream in it. Usually a vagina.

My pud muffin is so creamy after having so much sex with wyatt g.

by Tiffanylfudge March 16, 2018


lemony muffin

The aftermath left over after having sex with someone covered in muffins.

If your hungry, there are some lemony muffins over there.

by Mark Quincy January 1, 2012


stink muffin

Someone who fucking stinks but smells heavenly at the same time.

“My funky little stink muffin, you so stinky.”

“I literally just took a shower man.”

by yoyo +++ October 22, 2022