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mattress music

Mattress Music is music you have sex or dance to.

Mattress Music is Jeremih birthday sex or Bedrock.

by _Tookié_ January 24, 2016


mattress music

Mattress Music is Sex/Sexy Music.. Sexy Music you listen/dance too.

Mattress music is Jeremih: Birthday Sex

by _Tookié_ January 24, 2016


divorced dad music

Music filled with angst and repetitive grungy choruses, usually popular songs from about 20 years prior, at which point now divorced dads were in their formative teen years. Usually listened to not by choice, but rather the hearer is subjected to it against their will. Including but not limited to Creed, Nickelback, etc.

My old man listened to divorced dad music for the entire two hour drive, so brutal

by Luluthighwalker July 20, 2023

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MMA -MELON MUSIC AWARDS

THE MOST RIGGED KOREAN AWARD SHOW THERE IS.

Selling awards show within their Family Shared affiliated companies.

Starships Ent. rigged another show for the second time by buying Cravity the undeserving MMA -MELON MUSIC AWARDS ROTY and stealing it from deserving TREASURE.

by GOD__> December 6, 2020


Ferrwood Music Camp

A music camp in the middle of Pennsyltucky that claims to be a good christian camp while 70% of the attendees are horny teenagers that find ways to bang within the confinds of the campground without the big man finding out. The orientation is basically watching a video about inclusion with the song "Little Boxes" in the background. Then kids are seperated by gender in two adjacent rooms and left to their own devices at night with an almost late curfew to walk into their rooms. Some of the kids are kinda creepy and learned they have power to get it on inside the camp, and some actually care about msuic but don't learn anything worthwhile. Whatever happened there stays there. Also their lemonade is super watered down.

P1: What did you do this summer?
P2: I went to Ferrwood Music Camp
P1: You get the chance to smash?
P2: Ew No... I wanted to get better at my instrument but I didn't really learn anything

by SaladSpinner December 8, 2018


Cancer music

The soundtrack of changed,
for the love of God please don't listen to it

if you're listening to cancer music you are going to get cancer

by Surfaceoffice October 31, 2023


Hinchy music

Music produced by a welsh sausage of a producer.

Danielle loves the Welsh sausage from Hinchy music

by BOWLAT September 4, 2022