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Anal Digging
...its where you attatch a vibrating dildo to your forehead and try to make your partners poop into puzzle shapes, where after the other team has to put the puzzle together using anal lube and a gardening shovel to slide the peices into place...once they're in place both teams sift through the dung pile to see who can find the most undigested food particles
Hey, pal...want to play anal digging with me and bret?
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The process of releasing semen into the mouth of a gecko, swallowing it, letting it work through your system, and then pushing it through the asshole. The gecko then spits the semen that was in its mouth into the waiting mouth of a woman, who was waiting just outside the asshole. The process produces a delicious flavor.
Dude, i totally anal geckoed this chick last night!
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Involves a 5 storey chocolate fondu fountain!!. Ppl have marshmellows, fruit etc, is lovely, but then Henry makes the revelation of the century!
An example of an Anal Announcement:
"wait a minute, *looks at heart chocolates on the table*, omg, this is it, why not have, *holds heart chocolate*, chocolate, DIPPED, in MORE CHOCOLATE!
*he races over to the fondu, and stands there dipping away for a gd 5 mins*...oh wait we're all QUEER!!"
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They call this one "Yoga in the Sac". It is gender fluid and it will rock your socks off if done correctly. Perform some nice leg stretches before executing this revolutionary sex position; don't wanna pull a hammy when you're on a one way ticket to Pound Town. One partner will stretch their legs behind their head to where their feet cross behind their skull, leaving them shaped like a pretzel and their bum open for whatever. The other partner then proceeds to take the dirt road home while their pretzeled partner just lies there and accepts.
"Natasha went into The Anal Pretzel last night and it was glorious."
"David couldn't sit for a week after he went into Anal Pretzel mode for his lover."
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the act of rubbing one’s penis against the asshole of a girl until one masturbates. Also called back brushing.
The girl would not let him perform anal brushing on her.
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Someone who is constantly kissing someone's ass. A.K.A Chilli from Palringo
She is such an Anal Leech, she is laycjed on to a lot of asses.
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The act of using your tongue for anal intercourse.
I knew my girlfriend was going down on me, I just didn't know she was going to slip me the anal tongue dart!