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When the cumshot is just about to hit you in the face, you swiftly avoid it by quick movement of the head. The spluge of seed will narrowly miss your face and will whirl by so fast and so close that it'll leave a breeze.
"I matrixed Josh's shot so I didn't have to break out the Kleenex."
"Matrixing isn't easy if you're stoned".
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A new, revolutionary sex position in which the male lays flat with an erect pene while the female positions herself in cowgirl position, then proceeds to lay flat on top on the male, spread her arms and legs out wide, then the male uses his hands to spin her around the axis of his phallus, imitating the movement of a fidget spinner on the tip of a person's finger
"David tried the fidget spinner on me last night and it was spectacular."
"I stubbed my toe on a dresser doing a fidget spinner on Tanner."
"My dick felt like it was being drilled into a sponge when Sheila did the fidget spinner on me."
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A minivan that drives at extreme speeds and very recklessly through traffic, usually with an overly-stressed middle-aged suburban-dwelling mother of 4 kids that's running late to her 2nd son's soccer practice
Mike - "Did you see that Ford Windstar bobbing and weaving through traffic?"
Dan - "Yeah man, that was like a mom rocket!"
AJ - "She must be late to her kid's soccer practice."
Canadian for "having to urinate very badly"
"Well, I'm having to pisssogoddamnbad."
They call this one "Yoga in the Sac". It is gender fluid and it will rock your socks off if done correctly. Perform some nice leg stretches before executing this revolutionary sex position; don't wanna pull a hammy when you're on a one way ticket to Pound Town. One partner will stretch their legs behind their head to where their feet cross behind their skull, leaving them shaped like a pretzel and their bum open for whatever. The other partner then proceeds to take the dirt road home while their pretzeled partner just lies there and accepts.
"Natasha went into The Anal Pretzel last night and it was glorious."
"David couldn't sit for a week after he went into Anal Pretzel mode for his lover."
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Direct translation of "beg my pardon" from Canadian to English
"I dun belched; beg my pard."
"Beg my pard for bothering."
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