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Mushroom Fettuccine, please...
You gave your bitch Kraft Mac & Cheese for her April 3 Birthday & she broke up with you?! Dawg you gotta step up yo game—Mushroom Fettuccini, please.... And cook it next time, bitch!
National sexy ginger appreciation day. Give food and money to a sexy ginger you know.
Omg it’s April 3! i have to go give things to that sexy ginger, emily.
1-An entitled, spoiled, privileged women or girl that thinks her shit don't stink.
2-Shes above everybody, because she’s gotten everything in life.
3-Shes all that, and no one can touch her.
4-Someone thats stands there watching her boyfriend/husband do all the labor, and does nothing.
5-A spoil princess that does the bare minimum.
I don’t clean because my pussy smells like April fresh.
I’m all that because my pussy smells like April fresh.
I don't cook. I only make salad because my pussy smells like April fresh.
Your girlfriend has to show you her huge perfect boobs. *honk honk*
Hey it’s Dom and it’s April 9th show me your boobs!
national the best people are born day
if you are born on April 9th you are just better then everyone
hey when are you born
April 9th
oh so you are just better
April 9th, national buy your boyfriend a T-shirt day. Show your love by buying him a T-shirt!
Girl, don’t forget April 9th is coming, we gotta get T-shirts!
International send Miss McKee a booty pic day!
On this day April 9th you must give a beautiful girl named Laney a booty pic (or more if you choose)
You: It’s April 9th! Happy birthday! Here’s a booty pic 🤙
Laney: Wow, what a hottie!