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When you get a boner in class and your teacher thinking it is a cellphone and grabs your dick
Teacher:no phones in class (grabs phone/dick
Student:agh THAT is my dick!!!!
Teacher:.......
class:...........
Student:Ahh cellphone dick all over again
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An individual who received good dick, and pursues to tell all of her friends about it, in which her friends flock to thus said dick, because she sold it to them like a realtor.
That girl i picked up last week at the bar liked the sex so much, she turned into my dick realtor, now all of her friends keep calling me.
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When you are wearing pants that have a zipper and you accidentally get the zipper stuck on your dick.
"Damn dude I just gave myself a dick prick."
"Yeah man don't you just hate those?"
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If President Bush dies, Dick Cheney (aka Darth Vader) will be the leader of the Free World.
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The last dick picked in an assortment of dicks. Similar to Bingo it's the last pick, which consequently, only 1 person is proud of. In this case it's likely their mom or some random old person.
Caroline: "Dammit, I don't think anyone can make it this weekend."
Ray: "Don't worry I can still make."
Caroline: " Well whoopee for you, bingo dick..."
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instead of saying the standard 'thumbs up,' dicks up can be used to express a much greater emotion that goes along with a feeling of satisfaction.
after seeing that porno, i gave it two dicks up.
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