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John Thomas

1)Possibly the sexiest man on Earth. He possesses great wealth and power. Despite many other definitions, it does not represent male genatalia.

2)Great athlete. A person who no matter what sport he may play, is gifted at it. Also very intelligent.

1) Look at that John Thomas strutting his stuff at the club. Neva seen moves that fresh.

2) John Thomas sure is a good football player. Almost as if he's on steroids.

by Redbananaflame909090 December 26, 2013

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John HandCock

When ur finished fucking a girl, pull out, cum on her chest, and use ur Hands to sign your name on her chest.

After I paid her a Ben Franklin, I gave her a John HandCock.

by The Kid's Killin November 13, 2007

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John Kerry

1. To say on thing and mean another.
2. To constantly switch views on a particular issue.
3. To vote for something before voting against it.

1. I kerried when I said that I fed the cat.
2. That man has kerried so much, it is hard to know what he stands for.
3. I kerried when I said "I actually did vote for the 87 billion, before i voted against it."

by Jesse1 June 18, 2005

224๐Ÿ‘ 761๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Denver

to pilot a small aircraft that crashes causing fatal injury to a well-known person

Did you hear about John Walton? He John Denver'd last week.

by ookaboom July 2, 2005

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John Mayer

A guy that is so good looking and talented that everyone ignores how much of a dick he is.

Person 1: Bro, why do the girls like Chad so much? He's hot and good at everything, but he's a dick.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a John Mayer.

by CollinKolar January 31, 2023

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John Martin

A cockbag

John Martin.....

by PewDieBoot October 7, 2018

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John Martin

A sex act.

That Jim Norton is a real John Martin!

by Clownhead September 1, 2015

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