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not living life to the fullest, not taking chances, being basic
bob couldnt go to the party tonight; bill told him to sneak out, bob said no.... BOB IS NOT ABOUT THAT LIFE
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What I say to these morons who thumb down posts for no good reason. Would someone just give this asshole a good kick in the balls already. What a discrace to the human species. I wish hitler would rise from the dead to put these dicks in a concentration camp. This probably won't be published.
me: I'm gonna check out my newest post.
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me: get a life fucking parasite.
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1. Defines with frustration the fact that life is sometimes unfair (a lemon is also a fuck).
2. A clever blog about a lemonade life by a funny italian guy
"Oh god he just robbed me, life is a lemon."
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Damn, that Steven Moffat is a life ruiner with all these cliffhangers!
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The time it takes for you to lose your virginity.
Dude did you just lose your virginity?" "Yep my half life is over."
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The most frequent responce to Karl when his mouth opens and words come out.
Karl: "I am a good foosball player"
Anyone: GET A LIFE!!!
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