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typist's block

Like writer's block but for typing. The phobia that you'll overwrite the best saved version of your work that stops you from editing and redrafting.

I had to redraft my novel with pen and pencil because whenever I sat down at the keyboard I got stuck with typist's block

by MyPy July 19, 2023


Blade Blocked

A situation where a person attempts to use Blade Blocker as a letter opener, but a cheaper letter opener actually works. Making the Blade Blocker look ineffective.

Friend: Why are you slashing all those envelopes?
Tom: Well this blade blocked blade blocker is supposed to open them.

by Wopalong April 8, 2023


Crop blocked

getting cropped out of a picture

Wow I took that picture and he totally cropped her out of it, you can see her arm and everything. She got crop blocked.

by JBeasty February 7, 2013


Crop-Blocked

A possible side effect of dating someone who enjoys gardening, Crop-Block occurs when your significant other/crush uses their garden as a means to avoid sex, a date, or spending time together.

Jon: "Hey, wanna catch that new movie?"
Jane: "Oh, um... I gotta... Water my petunias!"
Jon:" Did I seriously get Crop-Blocked?"

by Mausie August 21, 2015


Boob Blocked

The female version of being Cock Blocked

Every time I tried to talk to Carl his brothers girlfriend interrupted and Boob Blocked all night.

by CrissFury December 2, 2018


Blocked and reported

The act in which someone blocks and spam reports another person trying to get them banned on Xbox because they are not valued as a friend and can see when they are not wanted

“I do value you as a friend
BLOCKED AND REPORTED

by Wild Warren December 13, 2020


Dry cock blocking

)Dry cock blocking )is cock blocking lowkey .down low .when someone making sure yu don’t get laid

I was in the driver seat i was going to get laid Den bob called Carla to come i know bob was “dry cock blocking

by Big Z’s February 25, 2019