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Tit fucking is the act of placing a male's erect penis between a woman/hot teenager/ college girl's breast and moving it up and down whilst sumultaniously moving the breasts up and down to sexually stimulate the male until he ejaculates on the woman/hot teenager/ college girl's face.
"Oh man I just tit fucked the hell out of your mom."
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Extreme confusion, such as chance as something impossable happening really does happen. Also used as FTW
Casey: I was walking home today making whale noises with my V then the bottle liked.. EXPLODED!
Todd: Fuck the What?
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So A Spider Has 8 Legs, So If You Are Getting Spider Fucked,
Check A Few Things,
1.) Are There 2 Dicks In Your Vagina?
2.) Are There 2 Dicks In Your Ass?
3.) Are there 2 Dicks In Your Mouth? ..... Add
4.) Are there 2 Dicks In Your Hands?
If You Answered Yes To All Of These Questions, Then You Have Been Spider Fucked!!
Ryan: "I Skulled Fucked Your Mom Last Night!"
Matt: " Yeah Well I Spider Fucked Your Mom Last Night!"
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Because I’m bored
Ah fuck I can’t believe you’ve done this
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The fuck it method is to do something u never thought u would or could ever do!
You want to do something like a backflip off a 60ft cliff into water. You get paranoid that its gonna hurt like hell! Your afraid that you will really hurt yourself. So u say FUCK IT! You run jump and do the best you can. you may fail once but u keep doing it and your a pro! Thats the fuck it method!
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He's a shit weasel, and although he makes you insane with his humor at times, he is the most charming guy you will ever meet. He can piss you off then within seconds make you laugh. He is intoxicating!
He's such a Yankee fuck, and I adore him even more so because of it."
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Spare Tire, Beer Gut or Muffin Top grown specifically to save your partner from trauma during intercourse. Can be ambi-sextrous.
Dude 1: "Bro? That's quite the belly you're getting on you."
Dude 2: "Aww this? That's my fuck bumper. The wife was complaining of pain in her spleen. I figured I better add some cushion to my pushin'"
-Alt.
Girl 1: Hey girl? Are those new Jeggings?
Girl 2: I've had these jeans for 5 years! But I have to tell you.. My spleen's been hurtin' so much that I had to grow out my Fuck Bumper a bit. My new guy has a real Thigh Slapper on him.
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