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Sex in a movie theater
I just joined the 100 seat club while watching Avatar.
The Law of 100 Gays is a sacred code created by our founding fathers hundreds of years prior to our existence. In this law, it is clearly stated that, “he who claims another man is gay over 100 times is instantly wrong, and instantly gay”. This law originally came from outer space, but has been used in numerous occasions as proof of innocence from discrimination by the council of gay.
Dear Citizen, you are very gay, and I have called you gay over one hundred times!
Citizen: HALT! I am far from gay! I shall apply the law of 100 gays to cancel out my gayness and make you the gayest man of all eternity!
To take 100 seats, means to SIT THE FUCK DOWN, and find a seat, when someone is out of place and dead wrong.
Girl: CAN YOU TURN THAT MUSIC DOWN? WE'RE ON THE BUS AND NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR THAT CRAP!
Boy: Hoe take 100 seats!
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A reference to the song "Aston Martin Music"
The phrase means to drive like a bad ass and go very.
Lets take your new car out to the countryside and pop clutch 100.
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The 100 Word Rule is a rule that can be applied to a person who talks too much. This rule allows them to only speak 100 words in a given time period. The 100 Word Rule can also be used on a person who constantly disagrees with everyone's point of view, where it would be used to limit the amount of arguing that person can do. The punishment for breaking the 100 Word Rule is 25 punches for every extra word over 100.
Rory: ...and that's why I disagree with your idea.
Mike: You have said 98 words. 2 more until you break the 100 Word Rule.
Rory: This rule really sucks.
Mike: Now you are two over the limit! I am going to enjoy all 50 of these punches.
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it's like drinking orange juice but it wasn't orange juice it was tylenol and you have ascended to a new plane of existance where everyone is an anime girl and you must fight to the death with dice while a japanese school girl says english words as if they were japanese
10/10 goty
100% orange juice makes me want to kms
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