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When something is sold at a price far below market value. It is as if the seller is so desperate for drug money that he/she is willing to sell the item at any price regardless of how rediculously low.
"I just got 50 inch plasma screen T.V. at that yard sale! It was like crack head prices over there."
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To take a item by force while owner is present, not paying for it with money, gold, or service.
I did pay the iron price for this chain by leaving him bleeding on the floor.
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A common form "what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?", is a retort to an irrelevant suggestion. This facetious usage implies that the topic under discussion might as well be the price of tea in China for all the relevance the speaker's suggestion bears on it.
Suzie: I love my new skirt!
Anne: I know! I love my new shirt!
Beth: Look at this hot guy on my phone!
Suzie: What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?
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The act of holding a victim under the bed covers while wearing a soaked (preferably morning soakies) diaper.
Tufties passed out as Puddles (Ein) McKitten Squish pulled her under the covers for a Fisher Price Oven.
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Dude 1: Hey man thanks for covering my shift while I needed to go to the bathroom.
Dude 2: No problem.
Dude 1: Yeah man if it wasn't for you I would have been paying the dark price and paying for a new pair of jeans too.
Ridiculously high drink prices at poser dance clubs and bars. Through these prices and other means, clubs and bars try desperately to create a chic, trendy, Sex-and-the-City-type vibe, but ironically end up mimicking strip clubs (where the captive audience allows a $3.50 beer to be sold for $10).
Establishments charging strip club prices are often home to $20 covers on weeknights, GHB, and enough guidos wearing half-buttoned shiny-colored shirts and gold chains (tangled in sweater vest of chest hair) to start a serious grease fire.
"Hey, how much did you pay for that Bud Light?"
"$10.50"
"Shit, those are some strip club prices"
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The act of having sex with lawn furniture.
Derived from the notorious Bellevue, Ohio man (Art Price, Jr.) who was repeated caught on video tape having sex with his picnic table.
I'm sorry I missed your call. I was out in the back yard giving my lawn chair the old 'Art Price, Jr.'
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