Rural Dictionary

sphincterous

To behave or act like an asshole; asshole-like.

That was mighty sphincterous of you, dickhead.

by Funk & Wagnal August 18, 2009

How the 31 NFL franchises feel when they are facing Peyton Manning that week.

Ephraim Salaam When talking about his stories about nfl quarterbacks said this “Playing Peyton Manning… has the whole building shook up, you wanna talk about sphincters puckered?! Everyone’s walk around the facility is different”

This sort of respect is very rarely earned to the point where he also said during install week when you were going against the team you were playing against and exploit their weaknesses. He says “The defensive coordinator comes into OUR install room (he was and OL) and tells us offensively, WHAT WE NEED to DO, to Stop, Peyton Manning.

Playing Peyton Manning every week for his entire career was playing against a team was their Super Bowl. The final boss. The dude still went 13-3 nearly every year regardless of their preparation and giving it all they truly had on the field, and they truly did.

“Sphincters puckered” is a sign of fear and respect. The way one handles themselves when and immense task is given to them.

Playing Peyton Manning, has the whole building Shook up. You want to talk about sphincters in puckered!

I’m scared of playing this man, my sphincter’s is puckered because I know that L is already on our schedule.

“sphincter’s puckered. A sign of respect and fear of something. Being ready to give it your all even if the odds rent in your favor.”

by Dairo11 March 17, 2023