windows 8

a cell phone simulator on your pc

windows 8 is like a cell phone computer

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Year 8

Kids at the age of 12-13 who are in their second year of secondary school.

Year 8 is where you will find all the chavs and roadmen.
Year 8's tend to muck about in lesson, gob off to older years and disrespect teachers. They think they are cool just because they are not the youngest anymore. But in the end, they just get laughed at by older years.
They also walk round school in massive groups and walk very slowly in the corridors. You're screwed if you encounter a group of year 8's in the school corridors, as you can't ask them to move because they will instantly start on you

Example 1:
*A bunch of year 8's walking down the corridor*
Year 10 girl: Can i get past pls?
Year 8: U WOT M8
Example 2:
Year 8: Ay, little kid. Did you hear about the clown that was in the school?
Year 7: There was a clown in this school?! Sick! Ima go tell all my m8s *Year 7 runs off*
Year 8: Lmao dumbass year 7's will believe anything
Example 3:
Year 8#1: Awh m8 year 8's gunna be sickk
Year8#2: Yeh we can finally do whatever we want since we're not the babies anymore!!

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8 inch

A large dick that could either make a woman ride on it all night or make them run away from due to its large size.

Most men lie about having an 8 inch dick because It’s an ideal size to have.

8 inch big oh, that’s good pipe, BAD BITCH I’MA RIDE THE DICK ALL NIGHT!

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8+9

8+9 is a Taiwanese internet slang that refers to 八家將. They are the people that dress up as god's servants and dance in Taiwan's temple parade. People in the profession is often associated with hooliganism. That why It's often synonymous with hooligan in Taiwan.

Boy A: Holy shit. Have you seen the girl that's sitting next the 8+9? She's hot!
Boy B: Yeah, 8+9 gets all the hot girls.

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May 8

THE HOTTEST FUCKING PERSON IS BORN ON THIS DAY! FOR ALL OF MAY 8THIANS STAND UP! AS WE TAKE OVER THIS PLANET MOTHERFUCKER

Holy shit that dude is so handsome and his birthday is on May 8

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January 8

This is the day when real loyal and loving boyfriends or girlfriends are born there was going to be there for you when you are streessed and just need someone to there the person that always starts the text even when there is nothing to talk and thats just facts

Hey baby wyd u tonight January 8 is that mounths to have baby's in

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January 8

The best day ever if you were born on this day you are cute,loving, caring and smart

January 8th is the best day ever
He must have been born on Jan 8th(the best day ever)because he is amazing

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