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A terrifyingly accurate game in which you survive a nuclear disaster and the most addicting game after candy crush
Mom-wow what are you doing awake so early
Me - mom I haven't gone to sleep yet playing fallout 4
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People who are born on this day are amazing in every way, they are always right too. They are the funniest, kindest, prettiest, most amazing people to exist
Person 1: oh wow their so pretty
Everyone to have more than 5 braincells: Yeah thats because they're born on july 4th
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When you can't be fucked saying for them
I couldn't be fucked buying gifts 4'em this Christmas
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Nov 4
National mess with your shortest friend. Thats the only day you can mess around with ur short friends! (ONLY ON THAT DATE)
Me: Guess what
Short friend: What?
Me:Its Nov 4
Short friend: *Runs*
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a bad bitch that doesnt give a fuck bout what others think about them
girl: that girl said she doesnt like you
aug 4 person: idgaf she not finna do shit
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pronounced: "fore-siksteen"
noun:
the 2nd holiest day on the jewish calendar, lesser in godliness only than national library amnesty week... it was on the 16th of april, 2005, that some hella disturbing sketchery went downz. any details further than that are considered secrets of the faith, and require synagogue membership to be divulged.
verb:
cohabitation, coitus, consummation, copula, going to bed with, sex, sexual commerce, sexual congress, sexual relations, sleeping with...
1. merry 4/16!
2. they were definitely 4/16ing in the guest house last nite...
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