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Garrett is usually someone with a tiny dick and has clinical depression he is fat and eats to cope with his mommy issues and watches gay porn
Garrett is so gay
No one likes Garrett
An American boy who likes dirt bikes and gets all the women.
"Oh have you heard the male called Garrett?" "Yeah he likes dirt bikes and gets all the ladies"
He is that one kid that everyone knows for the dumbest reasons. He is very smart but is often times dumb around people his age. He is very funny and extroverted and will find a way to start up a conversation in no time. He is extremely confident and charismatic. He has the biggest ego in the world and likes to show it off. He can make friends with almost everyone and turn a insult into a complement. He is very popular and has many friends his age. Hanging out with this guy is amazing. Often times girls and guys fall for him and he is a blast to be with.
"Bro, did you hear what Garrett did?" "What was it this time?"
Garrett is a tall, athletic, long haired narcissist. When you first meet a Garrett, he will appear charming and non the less, your dream man. But, after a couple months maybe even years, he will ghost you and get a new girlfriend that he has “had an off-and-on thing” with this mystery girl since the fifth grade. So, during your off time you find her instagram, as one does, and you discover that Garrett isn’t her first boyfriend this year! In fact, he was the fourth.
Person one: I think i’m in love with Garrett!
Person two: No, you aren’t.
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One of the best guys out there, honestly. He's got the most gorgeous green eyes and anyone can get easily lost in them and their beauty. While he does make some poor decisions, it's ok because he's just living for the thrill of it. If this reaches the right Garrett, then he should know how amazing he is and all he needs is to keep trying.
"Did you see that boy? He's almost as beautiful as Garrett."
"Garrett's honestly majestic."
Having to stir your shit tank in your RV with a stick.
Black water tank plugged up had to Garrett that son of a bitch so it would drain.