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When something is so crazy, it can't even be described.
"Wow, a cat in the classroom! What the Parker?"
An original creation or accomplishment that is almost noteworthy, but has some fundamental issue. The original creator has a false sense of pride in their work, which is ultimately not as important as they think it is.
"On average, it takes me 26 minutes and 37 seconds to drive from my apartment to work, but I discovered that if I instead take Maple St instead of going down Geneva Rd, I can save an average 12 seconds!"
"Woop-dee-doo. Good for you, Jerry, I hope you feel accomplished... What a classic Parker Square achievement..."
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Best guitar ever.
Better than any les paul, or PRS.
Parker Flys are awesome, and mad expensive too.
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Old time slang for cocaine, a play on the company that used to manufacture cocaine when it was legal Parker and Davis
I stayed up all night with the help of Uncle Parker here.
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The coolest motherfucker that ever lived. Plays a small part in the award-winning, major motion picture Boogie Nights. Although, he did steal the show. Similar to what Doc Holliday does for the film Tombstone.
A man who deserves his own movie that is based on him as the protagonist.
Any average guy: "God, I wish I could be more like Todd Parker."
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Born April 11, 1986. Raised in Naperville, Illinois. Plays in the WNBA for the Los Angeles Sparks. Was the 1st Draft pick for the WNBA. Was a Tennessee Lady Vol, and won 2 straight NCAA Championships, one in 2007 and in 2008. The sickest women's basketball player in history. The second woman to dunk in the WNBA. Lisa Leslie the 1st Also the only woman to ever dunk in a NCAA tournament, and did so 2 times in one game. And 1st woman to dunk in a NCAA tournament. Also marrying Sheldon Williams, a pro basketball player from Duke University.
Damn, did you see Candace Parker win the Slam Dunk contest?
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Douchebag that speaks German sometimes (in the USA) and will give you a 30 min lecture on the frontal lobe (in Social Studies). Possibly a pervert and has stupid walk and a super deep voice. The worst sub teacher ever.
@tyllparker1130 is his Instagram
Fuck you Mr. Parker, I'll keep my Chromebook
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