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an erection so hard a cat cannot scratch it
What did Bill give you for your birthday?
He took me to dinner and then we went home and he showed me his diamond cutter.
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People cut themselves, this is a fact. There is, however, a line. People actual problems, they do it for real. It's not so other people with stare or think they're cool, it's because this is their way of doing things.
There are also emo cutters. Kids that "cut themselves" with bits of plastic or a butter knife. These little bastards wouldn't dare touch a razor blade because they actually cut. Kids (they are kids) that "cut" for attention, for respect or because some gay emo song made them cry.
Look out for emo cuts. They're tiny red lines or raised bits of red skin. Give the fuckers some real cuts to cry about.
Emo Kid #1: "OMG, im lyk so depressed. im gona scratch my arm with a safety pin"
Emo Kid #2: "aw, emo buddy, lets be emo cutters 2geva!"
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The hand signal Jay-Z used to promote his Roc-A-Fella Records and clothing dynasty. Originated from wrestler Diamond Dallas.
Throw up that diamond cutter
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Penis cutter, much like cigar cutters, are the most effective way to get a gay guy back on the straight path!
They exist out of 2 finger grips, a hole (where through you put the penis), and razor sharp blades connected to the finger grips (can also be done with rusty ol' blades).
When the penis is inserted, just squeeze hard, and if successful, the penis will fall to the floor like a little silicon toy-snake.
Half successful, and the penis will be hanging on a piece of skin. The most effective way is to rip the penis off the piece of skin.
If not pressed hard enough, or the blades are too dull, you risk on damaging the penis and surrounding tissue, without effectively cutting it off!
In such case pulling off the penis won't work, and you'll need to sharpen the blades, or buy a new penis cutter!
Remember, when holding mass-penis-cutting rituals, to now and then clean the cutter, so the blades won't rust!
"Hey, I belong to the penis-tribe, and want to get out of it!"
"Ow, Just use a penis cutter then!"
"I want to smoke a cigar, but have no cigar cutter!"
"Just use a penis cutter, will work just as fine!"
"I want to give a gift to my boyfriend, but don't know what!?"
"Just send hum a Penis cutter!"
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A large rodent (rat) caught and raised for market sale in some African countries, mainly in the Northwestern ones {Ghana, Ivory Coast, Benin etc.), used to prepare a variety of dishes.
Lonely Planet backpacker Megan McCormick ate a grass-cutter in her stay in Ghana.
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A women's ass. A great ass on a woman. female gluteus maximus.
"She has a nice little turd cutter".
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a match used to neutralise the stink of a well laden fart
dude that reeks spark a wiffie cutter
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