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An adult who cheerfully socializes without alcohol in the presence of others who are drinking or where alcohol is traditionally served.
"Hey dude, let's go out and get stupid crunked" "Nah, man, I'm going non-alcoholic tonight."
Someone who drinks way too much and usually fucks shit up
adam! Stop drinking you alcoholic bastard
When a drunk man plants their forehead firmly on the carpet and uses their knees to propel themselves like a tricycle.
Did you see the rugburn on Jared's forehead? He was riding the alcoholic tricycle last night again.
The alcohol you use to drink yourself to sleep
"Carson you smell like a bar"
"Yeah I had a bit of a rough night"
"Dude, no alcoholic NyQuil, that stuff will kill your liver"
the means of waking up the next day after a long night of drinking with a bloody wound somewhere on your body.
this sucks. i got a stupid alcohol clot again from drinking last night. phyuckk..
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When someone drinks too much before Sucking your dick so the alcohol in her breath goes down to your balls and makes them feel like they got round house kicked to oblivion.
Guy 1: Dude, you have fucking alcohol balls!
Guy 2: What the fuck do I do?
Guy 1: I don't know just drink a bunch of water to flush out the pain.
Guy 2: Okay, at least I don't have herpes.
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Putting alcohol up your ass to have a fun ass night and no hangover later
"I hate hangovers"
"Just do anal alcohol!"
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