a cat who is too zingar and negru and has two pubic hair behind his ears
omg this cat is too archie!
wait what do you mean?
look at him cmon he is so zingar
An absolute god - looks like Zeus. Got abs for days although makes up for what he lacks in height with that saucy personality Xx
“Have you seen that guy over there - who is he?”
“It must be Archie - he’s wearing the Captain America vest again!!”
THE BEST FRIEND YOU COULD EVER HAVE HE IS FUNNY COOL IS LOYAL , GOOD LOOKING , FUNNY , PLAYFUL AND IS THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!
Me: *sees archie*
also me: ARCHIE!
*we hug*
a horrible species who bullies his ex gfs for no apparent reason. smokes 40 on the daily and needs an enhaler to get up the stairs
The real world embodiment of an enraged, immortal killer of evil.
Don't worry, Archie will save us.