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When you shave someone's head, take a hollowed out melon, rub shit on the outside and jiz on the inside then stick it on the bald guy's head shouting "Crank that arnold!" Usually occurs between gay men in prison or an unconcious guy and arnold g.
Arny-'Yo man, I'm bored'
Bob-'Let's crank dat arnold'
Arny-'That's cool, like coolade'
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Ashton Conway Arnold is a proud 46 year old Ute Indian from fort Duchesne Utah. He goes by the tribal name “slow Buffalo”. Mostly because he is slow. He has been married 7 times and has 42 kids. He is only 5 feet tall and he weighs 600 pounds. When people have to move him, they have to use at least a medium duty pick up truck or he will crush it.
Ashton Conway Arnold makes fat bastard look small!!!!!
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The most delicious blend of lemonade and tea by Arizona teas. It was named after a famous golfer (Arnold Palmer), whose pictures are featured all over the can. This stuff has to have crack in it or some other addictive substance because I never stop drinking it. It's sooo good. So good I wrote an ode poem about it my junior year of high school for my writer's craft class.
Kristen: Damn. This is the best kush I ever had. You want a hit?
Sarah: Nahhh I'm good. I got my Arnold Palmer Half and Half right here and that's all I need.
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The act of swatting ones clit with your penis as you would a golf ball with a 5 iron
Marcie was quite Randy after buying uncut salami from the butcher Bob had to give her the ol pink Arnold Palmer
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A retarded person who acted that takes anal steroids and can't speak proper english but some how gets elected govenor of California
Wow i couldn't have guessed that bush was the leader of a coountry yet alone a state govenor what a "Arnold Schwarzenegger"
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a slang term for masturbation or a hand job.
Dude, Jessica Alba was so hot in that movie, i can't wait to go home and wac arnold.
Tiffany strait up wacked my arnold in the line to get into Elitches, in front of a family and everything! Now shes a bad bad bitch
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When you get so sensitive that your crusty mullet raises its hairs and ejects a fece, jizz-like smell.
Damn look at that foo, he’s getting The Chris From Arnold Effect! Better get out of here before it smells like shit and cum!