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When a night of overly excessive drinking ends in bodily injury and/or involuntary loss of nutrition or digestive substance. Typically this is considered losing to the attacking Bear.
It must be noted that it is possible to fend off a Bear Attack, however only the most experienced drinkers can walk away unharmed.
This term was coined by Employees wishing to discuss recent events without exposing unethical behaviors. For instance, if we were talking in a different language.
Billy Bob got "attacked by a bear" last night. It followed him around town all night but caught up to him on the highway. Be careful not to brush up against his car.
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A sudden, intense succession of erections. Usually happens after seeing someone everyone knows you like but won't admit it.
When Jarrett Doll saw Emily at the mall, he had a major hard attack.
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To insert the penis and hump between two breasts of a female until ejaculation.
As soon as I see those girl's huge tits, I just want to attack the rack.
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Wearing jeans that are to big and when walking making a swooshing noise.
Did you see those clown pants Jeff was wearing in Vegas. Holy Shit Clown Attack
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when you erratically panic over the little things. somewhat like a real panic attack but minus the actual need to panic. when one pulls a shmam attack, they must make a scene and either take it out in: belting out the paramore R!OT cd, doing one out of the 400 dances she's learned, or by doing acrobats on bus railings. Each one of these venting techniques most of the time should be accompanied with the person in question repeating a phrase over and over.
One of the main points in venting always is followed by calling up a poor boy who goes by Phil and screaming curses into his ear.
poor poor phil :(
guy: hey, did you see that girl flying around the bus today? she was so pulling a shmam attack.
guy 2: i know, she was hysterical for not bringing her granola bar to school this morning.
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Suddenly coming to one's senses by forgoing a contemplated course of action you might later regret.
We were on our way to buy more liquor when I had a smart attack, turned the car around, and called it a night.
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Right before you have sex have the girl lay down on the bed, preferably naked, then u crab walk from the edge of the bed up to her with ur boner in the air like a sharks dorsal fin...sound effects are not necessary but always appreciated
Ben: When have you ever done a shark attack?
Sock: Uh let me think, every time ive had sex ever
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