shark attack

Right before you have sex have the girl lay down on the bed, preferably naked, then u crab walk from the edge of the bed up to her with ur boner in the air like a sharks dorsal fin...sound effects are not necessary but always appreciated

Ben: When have you ever done a shark attack?
Sock: Uh let me think, every time ive had sex ever

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Arts & Crafts

When you jizz on a girl then throw glitter on her so she looks like an arts and crafts project

Kevin: Yo so i was banging this chick last night and i took her to Arts & Crafts.
Bryant: No way! she like it?
Kevin: actually yeah, she even pulled out some googily eyes which kinda creeped me out.

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Ultimate Eiffel Tower

Two Eiffel Towers being performed simultaneously. One girl lays across the other girl in an X, while the 4 guys tag team them and high five all at once, creating the 4 columns of the Eiffell tower.

Janet: Dave and Harold lets do an Eiffell tower?

Brenda: Brian and John lets do an Eiffell tower as well.

Brian, John, Harold, and Dave, simultaneously: How about Janet and Brenda lay on top of each other, while they do us, and blow us, and then we high five. Its the Ultimate Eiffel Tower!

gumball

When a girl gives you head whilst chewing a piece of gum and said piece of gum gets stuck to your balls and penis, resulting in a very painful removal process.

Steve: yo this girl last night was givin me head and she gumballed me
Jim: oh shit taht sucks bro, did it hurt?
Steve: Yeah especially when all my pubes got pulled out tryin to get the gum out

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