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Worse then your mom gay, your dad a lesbian and your granny a tranny. Don't use this unless you absolutely need to
Carl: your mom gay
Tim: your dad lesbian
Carl : your granny tranny
Tim: your auntie a thotie
Carl then dies, goes to the fourth dimension, dies there and becomes the devils fuck slave
A broke auntie is someone (mostly a woman) who is either so occupied in life that they can’t take care of themselves or someone who has been through a lot of shit or has mental health problems which causes them to completely let themselves go. They also have really messy and tangled hair because they haven’t showered in weeks/days, their blonde/brown/ginger/etc roots are coming in if they’ve dyed their hair.
Their legs/armpits/body is really hairy because they haven’t shaved or showered in weeks/days because of everything going on in their life. They are also really ugly people, *no offense, please don’t take this too seriously*, and I know what you might be thinking “okay, maybe some but not all of them”, but no, I mean it, all of them are ugly and it’s a FACT not an opinion.
Keep in mind you don’t have to be broke or an auntie to be like this or to fit this description. It all just depends on the way that one looks and acts. And besides it’s just a stereotype that isn’t meant to be taken seriously at all.
Tiffany: I need to do something with myself, I look like… somebody’s broke auntie.
Random person: Just take a FUCKING SHOWER!!!
A Aunty who’d love you to the moon and back, give great advice, loves you for you and understands everything about you. Even if she doesn’t she’ll try and that doesn’t stop her from loving you.
Large Aboriginal Women
A Elder of her Mob
Has never owned a house
Is on Centrelink
-$10 in debt to the White Dogs
Is a Raging Alcoholic and Sexual Predator
"Me and my mob"
"Oi Auntie Paula"
Used to describe someone who is a shit teacher. usually a ranga
What an auntie lyn
Where a parent's sister lavishes attention/resources on the person's impressionable youngster, causing said toddler to become selfish and demanding.
There is no known "antidote" for the effects of "auntie-dote" on a child --- once a kiddo has a taste of "the good life", his expectations/desires become permanently "stretched" or "expanded", and then he'll never again be content with just mediocre/Spartan lifestyle-choices.
Aunty neh are females that are always nice to be with and they love sharin. But the moment they get angry a little bit the whole world flips. They can’t stick to a decision. They can change at the nick of time
I hope she doesn’t go “Aunty nehh” on me