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Noah Sayres.
Noah is an ass bandit for not coming up with any new terms to use!
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When a girl gives a guy head, and just before ejaculating, the guy pulls out and cums on his hand. He then takes the load and slaps the girl in the face and runs away shouting "sticky bandit! sticky bandit!"
Dude, she used too much teeth so I gave her a sticky bandit.
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One who steals bras from girls' dormitories and random apartments in the city and sells them for a living. Operations are conducted worldwide by the BBG, the Bra Bandits Guild. All bra bandits are trained to be equivalently stealthy as ninjas, to have the sense of smell of bloodhounds, and to have the tenacity of pirates.
Sebastian's been raking in a ton of dough ever since he became a bra bandit.
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When done plowing the hoe you spit lipper juice in her snapper, slap her on the ass, and yell get along little doggy!
Dude, I gave that girl I met the other night "The Dirty Bandit" and she didn`t enjoy it as much I as thought she would!
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-noun
1. derogatory term for a homosexual male, similar to fag
2. a straight man with a predilection for anal sex
3. a person who engages in deliberately nasty, hostile and contentious behavior designed to provoke and intimidate others
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ass banditry, adverb
1. "God hates ass bandits."
2. "Ew, he's an ass bandit???"
3. "That ass bandit called my mobile seventeen times last night because he knew I was on a date. That kind of ass-banditry is the reason I dumped his sorry ass in the first place."
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One who steals dildos. Often for the mere fun of it. Dildo bandits are very devious and should never be trusted, especially with a dildo.
Alexa: Hey Jenni, have you seen my dildo lying around anywhere?
Jenni: Oh yeah its in my sock drawer, near the butt plug.
Alexa: Jesus you're such a fucking dildo bandit.
Jenni: Here you can have it back you little slut. I was gonna tell you to go fuck yourself anyway.
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