A tiny man with a smaller dick than his right finger nail who has no life
Caleb stop talking
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Caleb is a fucking piece of shit Trump supporter who is guaranteed to ruin your day/year
Jared: oh no caleb is coming
Sasha: ugh not that jerk off.
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A guy who stinks like ass! also thinks he is cool and funny (when people are actually laughing at him, not with him!) he also is very clumsy and gumpy!
also see: Gump, AIDS, Nerd
A:" hey you wanna hear a joke?"
B:" sure"
A:" caleb is so gumpy, that he couldnt sneek up on hellen keller! and she's blind, deaf, and mute!"
B:" hahahaha!!!, yeah and she could probably smell him a mile away!!"
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When your partner asks for you to queef on their face.
Caleb: βHey babe could we do The Caleb tonight.β
Wags: βWhatβs The Caleb?β
Caleb: βItβs where you queef on my face.β
Wags: βOkay!β¦ letβs try it.β
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caleb is a 60 year old man posing as a 16 year old
"omg i just got stalked by someone"
"it must have been caleb"
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A very smart but lazy person who is poor as shit and does not know how to make money.
Caleb is the brokest in the friend group
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