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A Canadian Towelette is when you dip your balls into a glass of beer (whether it is your own or someone else's largely depends on how drunk you are) and then gently lay them across someone's forehead. This is much easier to accomplish if they are passed out. The mixture of ball sweat and beer will slowly trickle down their face, much like a moist towelette.
"Damn, look at Lee's face! Why's it all wet like that?"
"Aw bro, he was being a dick and passed out so I took his beer, dipped my balls in it and gave him the ol' Canadian Towelette."
"Holy shit! Dude just woke up and took a swig! Haha, what a stupid chud!"
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When you eat a girl out who is bent in the shape of a pretzel with a side of poutine in her.
Me and my gf are going to have a Canadian Pretzel tonight.
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When your buddy keeps saying he's got a girlfriend, but you never meet her. Imaginary girlfriend.
Vince: "Trevor, why haven't we met your girlfriend? You've been dating for over a year."
Trevor: "She's really busy."
Vince: "Oh, yeah, I forgot how busy Canadians can be."
Trevor: "What?"
Mike: "Vince is just saying you've got a Canadian girlfriend, that's all."
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When a guy pours maple syrup on his lady's vagina before he goes down on her.
"Last night, my girl wasn't so "fresh" so I decided if she wanted me to go eat her out, it'd have to be a canadian taco"
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1) One who is a complete tool or asshole.
2) A person who is unnervingly annoying.
3) Someone who fucks the butts of Canadians.
1) Person 1: Sally's boyfriend is a real Canadian Buttfucker.
2) Person 1: "Are we there yet?"
Person 2: "Shut up, Canadian Buttfucker!"
3) Person 1: "Who's a Canadian Buttfucker?"
Person 2: "Hitler."
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The mullet haircut. Known by many other names such as the "short-long," "ape cape," and "the Longueuil."
Stew's Canadian passport is almost a skullet.
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A deliciously nubile vagina. Pure and fresh as the Canadian Rockies and warm and soothing like Harrison Hot Springs....as wet as a Great Lake, yet tight like Welland Canal. Scented like the Hatley Park Rose Gardens, it gives off an intoxicating aroma....with just a hint of maple. Well trimmed golden sheaves remniscent of prarie wheat, truly a splendour to behold. Best to be enjoyed during the summer months.
Hoser A: Let's head down to the pub and see if we can get some Canadian History....
Hoser B: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard it called......but to hell with it, I do likes the beaver....let's roll....
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