care to bang?

asking someone if they care to bang or if they want to have a hot cs match

hey hippo, care to bang?

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care bearsturbate

when you buy a care bear and proceed to masturbate at mcdonalds while ordering a large coke when you get your large coke you then proceed to ejaculate in your large coke and tip it onto your care bear you then proceed to eat the bear and vomit onto a nearby sheep

i just care bearsturbated now im in jail YOLO

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Oboma care

Biggest load of bullshit you will ever hear about in your entire life .

I can't believe you fild for {Oboma care} not how are you going to pay off your medical bills .

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Care Fairy

Non-existant fictional character invoked to punctuate a person's lack of sympathy for their current situation.

Invocation of the Care Fairy may be accentuated with glitter, confetti, or other things of that nature.

Man: You didn't clean the living room!
Woman: I just got home from work and you've been home all day...Look! It's the Care Fairy! See her sprinkling care everywhere?!

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care loads

Similar to care, care cup, care face and care box.
Used in informal conversation.
Say it in a sarcastic tone when you really don't care about something.

person1: "It's my birthday next week"
person2: "I care loads"

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Take care

Used to refer to those of whom one perceives as 'having issues' or being 'a bit mental'.

You think you're Jesus? Okay, you take care now

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Care-switch

Care-switch, n. - a switch in the male brain that, in a majority of men, malfunctions frequently. It controls the male's ability to give a fuck about people they love, predominantly females. In most cases, the male's switch will randomly flip to reverse, causing the male to become a distant asshat that can no longer shows signs of love, kindness, or caring towards special people in their lives. This unfortunate component of a male's brain causes distress to those the male used to care about. The only way to avoid care-switch related drama is to disassociate oneself from any kind of male contact, regardless of one's gender.

Girl: He broke my heart for no reason! He said he loved me thousands of times, but in just a few days he stopped caring about me completely! What's wrong with him?!

Girl 2: His care-switch just got flipped. Happens all the fuckin' time.

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