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A Cunt Car is a car specifically created or modified to be as much of an annoyance as possible. Cunt Cars are most frequently driven by entitled college white boys named Kevin who didn’t get enough attention from mumsie and dadsie, so they seek it from innocent bystanders by accelerating at heart-attack inducing intervals. Cunt Cars usually tend to be lower-end sports cars with a modification or two, paid for with mummy’s money. However, it may also be a completely unremarkable, average car with the same mods. Arguably, these Cunt Cars are worse, because the driver’s sense of overconfidence isn’t even earned. Some common modifications possessed by Cunt Cars include, but are not limited to; horrendously saturated and gaudy paint jobs, blindingly bright LED headlights, and worst of all, motors amplified so loudly that you can hear the screams begging for onlookers to give its driver attention, even though they possess no human voice. All these common Cunt Car mods have one (1) common purpose; to make their vehicle so noticeable it could infuriate a deaf man or be an eyesore to the blind.
For extra cunt points, drive it around in suburban towns and residential areas early in the morning or late at night. To stealthily be a nuisance to society, you can also choose to only rev your engine to deafening levels when pedestrians walk by.
"There goes Kevin again, annoying innocent couples with his Cunt Car."
"Bradley thinks that all the girls are in awe of his Cunt Car, but in reality it's just a nuisance."
Any straight-piped vehicle made by Nissan that uses a VQ engine, including but not limited to, 350Zs, G37s, Altimas, etc
Bro I’ll kick his ass on the strip, he’s got a trumpet car
a person who has car parts spread out on their front lawn. The parts are usually old and rusting - they've been there for a while.
Car parts scattered across the yard, as if seeding the small parts to grow into a full automobile.
car parts = seeds
front lawn = earth, soil, etc.
having car parts laying around on your front lawn = *see also "white-trash"
"My neighbor has tons of old rusty car parts sitting on his front lawn... he's such a car-farmer!"
"His car-farming is brining down the property value!"
Mechanical or structural characteristics that the vehicle has developed over the years, and that only the owner or the vehicles drivers are aware off.
My car has a lot of car personality, the battery terminals come off while driving so these need to be reconnected each time you start, the radio only tunes to 88.5 so set the iTrip up on that station, To open the glove box turn the latch the other way because of reasons I don't know why but it works, when changing gear from 1 to 2 run the stick hard along the left edge to avoid it grinding.....you get the idea....car personality.....you car has it somewhere.
A motor vehicle decorated with an excessive number of bumper stickers that prominently display politically-oriented slogans and messages, predominantly of a leftist nature. These stickers often convey offensive or provocative statements related to political ideologies, social issues, or individuals. The overabundance of these stickers on the car's exterior serves as a conspicuous expression of the owner's strong political beliefs, intended to provoke reactions or make a bold statement about their affiliations and values, often reflecting an irrational, unhinged personality.
Driver: Hey, man, what bump stickers are on that car next to us?
Passenger: Let's see, it looks like the following:
"No uterus, No opinion"
"I punch Nazis"
"This is Indian Land"
"Keep Portland Weird"
"Fuck Israel"
"The only Bush I trust is my own"
"If you hate socialsim get off my public road."
"Bush lied, people died"
"Don't frack my mother"
Driver: Yup, that's an angry car alright!
In a math test, when given information about a car traveling a certain distance, and using a certain amount of gasoline, you are shown four graphs and must pick one. One of the wrong answers is the miracle car, which gets more gasoline the further it travels. When a person picks this answer, they feel like a moron when they find out it's wrong.
Person A: "What did you get on the math test"
Person B: "I got a 94, i was off by one question"
Person A: "What question was it?"
Person B: "Number 12, I picked the miracle car, and boy do I feel stupid!
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A car that is mostly driven by females, but is occassionally driven by the males as well.
Common examples are: beetles, sunfires, neons, miatas, civics
Hey, look its a Volkswagon Beetle, now that is a chick car.
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