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An Atypical Catfish variety in which the catfisher is playing with the target as themself, but done with malice or as a gold digger
Dude that chick is so hot, why does she go out with that dude?
That's because she's a Walking Catfish!
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A guy who never does anything except plays video games. He is often seen blowing everyone off and trying to be the most positive streamer.
Hey look at Montessoir he’s a flaming creamcheese catfish
When someone catfishes you and shows up to the date looking nothing like what you expected and has a nuclear level meltdown when you bring it up
How was your date last night?
Oh she looked nothing like her pictures. It ended up being a Chernobyl Catfish
When you think a poo is really big but you look and it's tiny.
Been turtling all day and finally got to the shitter. Went to have a look at the monster, turns out it was only a catfish poo
The act in which you and a partner who catfished you go to one's home to do the sex. The woman hops on the man and spins around like a helicopter.
Hey so do you want to go back to my place and try out the Helicopter Catfish position?
When a person uses an excessively old picture and uses filters too much to hide their actual age in work programs like MS Teams
You see Lisa on the call yesterday? Actually using the filter to look like she isn't 50 years old? She is totally corporate catfishing the team.
A jealous stalker boyfriend who won't leave so he steals her phone and sends phony messages trying to benefit his situation.
Friend: "Hi Jen, how are you?
Catfish cleatis: "I have a boyfriend so stop calling!"
Friend: "Ah... this must be Cleatis the Catfish with a cats penis. Lol. Have Jen hit me up when she gets her phone back"