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religion that is supposdely ruled by love. In earlier times the catholic church did and still tries to instill fear into followerrs by basing their religion with fear of wrong doing punishable by going to hell once person is dead. (Hell is actually a Norse belief that catholics adopted from Norse religious beliefs of the after life. Merely changed to two l's on spelling and having a big dude in red pyjamas called satan to rule it instead of a half rotting non-mortal bitter woman called hel.)
Through the use of fear and piety of positions and dogmatic view of their religion, cathlics priests believe their religion to be the true church. (Yeah like i haven't heard that from about 50 other religions.)
Priests in modern times have been uncovered as child molesters and other despicable acts. The self righteousnees held by some catholics is digusting and all consuming, either way firm catholic or the ones that go on easter and christmas only, everything they say needs to be taken with a grain of salt.
V: Sodomy is a sin according to the catholic church.
C: well buggery to that, i'll do whatever the hell i feel like. DOesn't stop priests from bending little altar boys over.
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when a person or family goes to church just for christmas
Guy 1: it's christmas guess what?
Guy 2: time to go to church for the first time this year
Guy 3: stupid christmas catholic
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A Catholic man of god with high status in their church, of whom likes to touch kids in an inappropriate manner.
"Patrick is a pretty weird guy, although it figures considering he's a catholic priest."
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A private all boys school in Pittsburgh known for a bunch of pussy ass white boys who throw suckass parties. They are surrounded by only dick all day and think they're the shit cause the Oakland girls. However these girls all have herpes. Created in 1927 and to this day it holds a bunch of fags who get molested by their religion Teacher. Their football Team isn't even good.
That Woody-Central game was hard, we sent them Central Catholic fags home with the L.
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N., (kath-lick Ch-er-ch): A place of worship of Jesus and yelling adult-themed jokes until the bishop takes you to the monastery in the back and spanks you while you are naked.
Priest: "Welcome to St.Shithead Catholic Church!"
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As practiced in the United States, the Catholic Church is a form of organized crime designed to assist sexually confused and underdeveloped men (called, Priests) in having sex with underage boys on a weekly basis, referred to as "Sunday Mass".
Parent: We have strong religious beliefs and are proud members of the Catholic Church.
Translation: We are irresponsible parents who have subjected our sons to frequent child molestation.
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an over-testoterone school of all boys in san antonio. most of them are jerks, and love to break hearts. We normal people do not like them (only baby d & i guess tovar are cool).
"Where does your boyfriend go ?" "Oh, Central Catholic." "they like girls ?"
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