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1. Bacon that is consumed as a way of celebrating an event or occasion.
2. The act of preparing and consuming bacon in order to celebrate an event or occasion.
1."You're eating bacon at 4am!?"
"It's ok it's celebration bacon; it's my birthday!"
2. "I just handed in all my work: time to get my celebration bacon on!"
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Having no reason to celebrate but throwing a party anyways
"Hey, come over. We're having a party"
"Oh, is it someone's birthday?"
"No, it's just the weekend. We'll celebrate for nothing."
"Sounds like fun"
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golf term: The use of any celebratory action (ie. fist pump, raised arm, verbal comment etc.) assuming a putt will go into the hole before the ball actually enters the hole thus causing the ball to miss. Very mysterious phenomenon which plagues golfers.
I had that putt made until Steve went into a premature celebration and caused it to lip out
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Anal fornication with ones cousin in a friends bed.
After a family reunion I pulled a totally sweet Celebrity Dan.
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a person so pretty/handsome that she/he will literally torment your soul especially if its a celebrity crush. Crushes are just a thing made with a good smile, and other attractive traits. These crushes are usually just something that we will hate because we can't be with them just like it CRUSHES your soul but at the same time you would like to be with them. usually a young girl will crush on a celebrity boy or a young boy will crush on Ariana Grande
Celebrity crush (Girl)
Girl celebrity crushes are not common. I will explain why in the next part.
Celebrity crush (Boy)
These celebrity crushes like Seo Tai-ji or Jungkook are amazing. They are more common because there are more boys in the world so more girls will like them.
"Did you listen to Mariah Carey's new album?" "Did you like Ariana Grande's new song?" "Don't crush on Greta Thunberg"
"I loved Seo Tai ji's songs." "Jungkook has good albums" "Justin bieber is so dam annoying"
Celebrity Crushes are SO PAINFUL especially when you know that your parents won't want you to see your dream because the only thing you can do about a celebrity crush is DREAM
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Usually an ex-reality show star or marginally talented has-been actor/entertainer who hasn't grasped that their 15 minutes of fame expired at least 26 months ago. Often seen on game shows, Home Shopping Network, Dancing With The Stars, infomercials at 3:00am, VH-1, truTV, even worse reality shows, or Where Are They Now? blurbs on Facebook.
They aggressively pursue facetime on TV for interviews or insert themselves into Hollywood galas to which they have not been invited. Occasionally they will create personal drama, no matter how embarrassing, believing that no publicity is bad publicity.
Years ago these has-beens quietly went to Love Boat but now we can't get shed of them.
And now, drumroll for the latest z-list celebrity rollcall:
Kate Gosselin, (at least Jon finally has a real job), Octomom, Gary Busey, Shannon Doherty, Kevin Federline, Todd Bridges
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So called celebrities who no longer have an authentic career in Hollywood. They are usually sought out by reality shows such as the Surreal Life or Celebrity Mole because they'll work for food.
Kathy Griffin, Gary Coleman, Charo... the list goes on and on.