Cuban Hot Champion

After a long hot drive in ur automobile.. Bend your lover over the hood and insert a fiery hot SparkPlug in there ass.. Make sure to thread it in softly.. Not to strip the sphincter..

While driving down the road, I picked up a sweet hitchiker.. And for my reward, I gave her a Cuban Hot Champion..

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Butt Dart Champion

A person(s) who has perfect aim for the asshole,A person who likes the asshole,A homo.

Tim challenges the current Butt Dart Champion Ed,To a 2 hour match for the title.

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Breakfast of Champions

Hot food to provide much needed energy to withstand pummelling by sweaty, horny riggers. Usually accompanied by sprinkles of dried cum on cornflakes.

Heh. We fed this week's Rigger Monkey with a wicked dose of Breakfast of Champions so he could milk us with his love-cheeks.

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ball chin champion

You suck at life but not at takeing balls to your chin makeing you the best so ie ball chin champion

Every one knows one if not you should check your face asap. Dont be a ball chin champion its a push back mistake made by all means from being a unkindly whore

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Street fighter champion

See definition of Kristen.

I always thought I was the Street Fighter Champion -- that is, until I played Kristen. -- See Art.

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One Rep Champion

When you go to a gym and you see people who load too much weight up on a machine and then proceed to do 1- 4 repetitions with extremely poor form and improper technique, which generally leads to hilarious outcomes.

Also used to describe people who load up machines to make themselves seem strong. but in reality are just weak and making a fool of themselves

Mate "Hey dude check out that guy over there trying to dumbbell curl 20 Kg's"
Me "Hahaha yeah, he's got more swing happening than a major league baseballer. What a one rep champion!"

Mate "look at Herp, he loaded up 150kg's on bench"
Me "...........yeah but if his spotter wasn't there he wouldn't be able to do half of that weight"
Mate " Look at him, whatta head!"
Me "ONE REP CHAMPION"

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rockin' it like a champion

This means to be getting buck-wild and straight stupid up in a place. To be the life of the party. It means you're gettin' drunk and actin' a fool. Usually associated with local celebrity "Smooch Marlowe", who coined this phrase while at a bar drunk when we asked him on the phone what he was doing.

Us (to Smooch over the phone): "Smooch, what are you doin'?"

Smooch Marlowe (at the local bar, drunk): "I'm rockin' it like a champion!"

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