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Fuck communism, it exists EVERY single day.
“time to beat some 9 year old’s ass, it’s fuck a communist day!”
“Hey Timmy, what the fuck is ‘beat a communist day?’.”
“Well, Johnny, beat a communist. You silly goose.”
"Repainting" your crappy Prius or VW bus by plastering it with tons of political stickers in support of peace, love, and the democratic party
"She must really love Obama, she has 8 of his stickers on the back of her prius. Stupid communist paintjob"
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idek just a weird place and a weird government. all out weird.
The Communist Democracy of Samland is weird.
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Founded by Zooming Li, it is a nation with many citizens: Aaron Hard(that's what she said), Karl Max Wu, CJ Danish guy, Ginu Oho, Lilam the leprechaun, Christian savage, Nora ur mum duracell, green monkey kid(in solitary confinement bc she has hiv), johnny johnny sugar person, amazon rafter drevitch, and Zooming Li.* It persecutes green monkeys as they spread HIV and no one wants that. Samland is surrounded by the Great Fish Wall, made by Fish.
*EDIT*: Samland's GREATEST ALLY IS THE REPUBLIC OF GOOSKEY, and WE WILL kill all the GREEN MONKYS die dasha
Note that this will be frequently updated. Email me at op.overpowered.op@gmail.com to add your name to the Samland citizen list. Thx for the support!
*Side note: Samland is China*
This is an inside joke so please accept it. PLEASE! Help a poor starving chinese kid.
National Anthem: "Baby Shark" - Pinkfong
National Mascot: Dead Winne the Pooh, as that is banned because it is a sign of democracy.
National Animal: Humans, unless ur green monkey boi
National Color: Light Blue, even tho we r communist we like blue so too bad
National phrase: ur mum gay, or ur dad lesbian, or monkeys r trash
Obesity Rate: 69% no jk gotti get rekt boi actually 0%
Weed is banned
SO NO SMOKING WEED EVERYDAY
Sorry lil pump, ur not asian, too bad bro
we also work hard on the wall
as in the fish wall
we have little eyes
*Please upvote this, if u downvote this ur a hater*
Samland hates monkeyssss
THE COMMUNIST DEMOCRACY OF SAMLAND IS OPPPPP and daria is trasssshh boi
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The american communist party. They seek to rid the country of all homelessness,poverty and debt. They seek to unite all workers,students and farmers to fight economic explotation and make all people equal. In other words To free the country from all kinds of moneyfuckers. Power to the people!
I am in the communist party USA.
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A group of people whom are alway great, alway proud and alway correct, when they make stupid mistake and/or get people killed.
Salute to the Chinese Communist Party.
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A weird place that exists full of nerds. They have bad sports teams and many citizens have emigrated to better countries. The population is quickly declining. It faces a serious economic downturn and is failing to supply anyone with anything. It leader is obese. It has a 100 percent unemployment rate. Weed is banned but is commonly smuggled into the country. Their wall is failing to construct due to lack of funds. They abuse many animals notably sharks and monkeys. Their relations with the superior country of hunter is very hostile though they know they must look up to hunter to survive socially and economicly.
The Communist Democracy of Samland is weird
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