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A better term for a good ol fashion handjob.
Hey man did she crank the mustard last night?
Another way of saying jerking off masturbating
Cole was in the bathroom cranking the yank. Crank the yank jacking off
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Masturbating in a comedic fashion. Or to masturbate as a means of time-wasting for mild enjoyment.
Guy 1: What did you do at the weekend?
Guy 2: Nothing much just sat at home cranking the horn.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: You know, beating my soldier, caressing my shaft, you know, treating the little guy.
Guy 1: Ohhhhh, yeh same, I wanked until it hurt me physically. We really need girlfriends.
A guy who is obviously a fan of the Twilight movies or books. Usually an emo guy.
Dude, that guy is obviously a fan of Twilight. He's major Twilight Crank!
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The act of masturbating while driving in your car.
Is that guy next to us road crankin?
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Pubic hair that is located on the shaft of the penis.
Dude, I got my crank hair stuck in my zipper.
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When a guy is doing a girl from behind, right before he ejaculates, he pulls out and squirts at the back of her head. A reference to abraham lincoln who got shot in the back of his head.
One night I was so annoyed with sally I thought it would be funny if I crank that lincoln without her knowing.
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