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creamy habaneroist

A follower of the delicious and enlightened creamy habanero sauce from Cafe Mexicali in Fort Collins. These devout pupils pray before every meal, especially if the meal contains this holy sauce. Way better than Jesus.

A Creamy Habaneroist, inserts "One Nation under Creamy habanero" into the pledge of allegiance.

by Benjam! February 23, 2008


Creamy Sock

A sock filled with any creamy substance, usually jizzum

This little nub was pissin me off so I gave him an old fashion beat down with a creamy sock.

by Nub698 August 24, 2011


creamy yarmulke

When a man masturbates in the shower and shoots cum up over his head and it lands on his bald spot, while singing Hava Nagila That is a creamy yarmulke.

Chaim couldn't get laid at the Bar Mitzvah, so he went home and gave himself a creamy yarmulke.

by Nordicwolf February 24, 2014


Creamy sailor

When a sailor is the target of a bukkake while on a naval vessel.

Shipmate- "I can't wait to get underway and be a creamy sailor."

by Dustykeith June 26, 2015


Creamy lemonade

A girl sucking a dick while taking a piss

My girl gave me a creamy lemonade last night

by Smurfasaur November 28, 2018


creamy-kachi

Creamy-kachi is the term used to describe a pile of excrement on the floor that makes you feel happy. It is scientifically proven to increase your serotonin due to the excrements production of negative ions in the air we live and breath. Creamy-kachi makes you wanna jump, and love and live in the moment at the first sight. But after 10 minutes, you'll need to use the ladies room.

Oh goodness, i feel great as wow! Said Jessica

Why do you believe that is? Said claudia

Jessica was thinking but claudia reminded her of the excrement she previously saw laying in a pile on the dirt.
Ohh, Jessica, i think your reasoning behind this happiness is due to that excrement you saw on the dirt previously, Claudia said, remember that CREAMY-KACHI OO CREAMY-KACHI??? Claudia's head twitched because she has Tourette's.

Jessica felt relived to have been provided with an answer on why she felt so ecstatic and amazing at this moment but Jessica realised that in 10 mins, she'll need to use the ladies room so she began walking there. Claudia followed Jessica to the ladies room. They entered together. They sat and did their business (only Jessica because claudia didn't see the excrement). Claudia wished she saw the excrement. They sighed cohesively.

by Mrhonestyslay12 June 11, 2023


mcdonald's creamy

A creampie in a McDonald's bathroom.

"Did you hear? I heard he gave Jessica a McDonald's Creamy."
"Like the ranch?"
"No, dude."

by AbigailWilson11 May 11, 2019